Hate To Play With You

My friend always wants to play with me, he says: It will be fun

R.I.p. To my match history when all these games done

Cause I don’t recall a memory of any games we’ve won

Here we go, please don’t throw

You don’t have to worry, I got this

I’ll gank for you early, for sure

First I need my nachos, I’m starving

Wait, we’re all done loading

Please don’t go

This is why I hate to play with you

Always dying, never trying

You go afk when I need you

We we’re fighting, you were dining

And you always end up baiting me, you call this having fun?

And you said that you would gank for me, but laning phase is done

I’ve been waiting 20 minutes for some help with this blue buff

Where’d you go? Please don’t throw

You don’t have to worry, I’m on it

I’ll be there in a hurry, for sure

But it’s my turn in hearthstone, one minute!

Wait, we started grouping

Please don’t go

This is why I hate to play with you

Always dying, never trying

You go afk when I need you

We we’re fighting, you were mining

This is why I hate to play with you

Always dying, never trying

I can’t win this game without you dude

I’m relying on you trying

(I was afk, and I’m sorry, now I’m trying)

You don’t have to worry, I got this

Show you that I’m worthy, for sure

Check out all my plays though, stole baron

I knew we could win this!

Here we go!