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Artist: International Superheroes Of Hardcore
Canonical path: /international-superheroes-of-hardcore/captain-straight-edge
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Captain Straight Edge
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Captain Straight Edge
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Captain Straight Edge
Captain I am Captain Straight Edge
I am Captain Straight Edge and I am here to say
All you evil drug dealers are gonna see the day where you go down
If you smoke you choke
You drink you stink
I'll shoot a laser beam at you 'cause
Captain Straight Edge
Captain I am Captain Straight Edge
I believe that straight edge is the only way
All you drunken maniacs are gonna see the day that you will die
If you smoke you choke
You drink you stink
I'll shoot a fireball at you 'cause
Captain Straight Edge
Captain he is Captain Straight Edge!
The Amazing Breakdown
Yeah boy
Life is good
Drugs are bad
Life is good
Great
Captain Straight Edge
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International Superheroes Of Hardcore performs "Captain Straight Edge", and this lyric page sits inside the International Superheroes Of Hardcore catalog on LyroVerse.
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