We Organized Your Life

If anyone needs advice on the best way to manage a 24 hour drive i would tell them that i'm your guy.

i could explain it in overly pristine detail as they take some notes.

for example,

we organized your life into the back my van and left at night.

we took a break to buy a mattress,

some new alan wrenches and a desk.

and,

i dropped you off halfway.

i left so early the next day and with a pocket full of cash.

i had to spend it all on gasoline.

with 40 miles to go,

i smelled like stale caffeine and pheromones.

you see,

i had spaced out ingesting chemicals throughout the day.

i was busy letting the blood rest inside of both of my legs,

shifting through pins and needles as i switched from manual to cruise control,

but this is the last time so i hope you don't mind my jealous side.

because,

you're never coming back to new jersey;

you're never coming back to bucks county...

and i'm trying the best that i can.

because,

i don't want you back in new jersey;

i don't want you back in bucks county...

so,

i'm trying the best that i can.

i'm not gonna stick around and wait in new jersey.

i'm not gonna stick around and drive to bucks county.

i've got a more important plan with all of my things organized in a van and a drive that takes about half the time.