Cotton-eyed Joe

I'd been married long time ago

had not been for cotton-eyed Joe

Where did you come from..where did he go

Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?

Got a ball-peen hammer and a two by four

Gonna whip the hell out of Cotton-eyed Joe

Where did you come from...where did he go

Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe

Now what you say...(Bull -shit!)

Y'all say what...(Bull-shit!)

Still can't hear you..(Bull-shit!)

...Cotton-eyed Joe

Made himself a fiddle,...Made himself a bow

Made a little tune...called the Cotton-Eyed Joe

Where did you come from...Where did you go

Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe

Your woman goes out with her best friend

for a shoppin' spree ,she's back at 10

asked If she used my credit card

she said, "I don't remember cause I'm awful tired".

Now boys,.. Whatcha say....B-S )

Your man leaves out with his best friend

to the local bar ..for a taste of gin

back at four with his new best friend

He said,"I like you to meet Sarah Lynn"

Now ladies,..Whatcha say....B-S )