Mass Hysteria

Mass Hysteria

The world gazes astonished

'coz they can't believe their eyes

On how stupid Americans

are obsessed with private lives

Each day another item,

another lie follows the next

Who cares for fucking politics?

All that counts is sex

He's the fallen idol,

the one that can't get clean

of fouls that he committed

The fool that he has been

He's the fallen idol,

but he don't give a shit

'Coz why should he be bothered

for shoes that do not fit?

The press sleeps in his garden,

there's a camera near his bed

A circus for the people,

because someone gave him head

His dog is being interviewed:

is boss had an affair

Perhaps he had a threesome

with Kohl and Tony Blair???

Mass Hysteria!

The world gazes astonished

'coz they can't believe their eyes

how stupid Americans

are obsessed with private lives

Though they give him credit,

his innocence been lost

In face of prosecution,

he has to bow or burst

He's the fallen idol,

the one that can't get clean

of fouls that he committed

The fool that he has been

He's the fallen idol,

but he don't gives a shit

'Coz why should he be bothered

for shoes that do not fit?

The press sleeps in his garden,

there's a camera near his bed

A circus for the people,

because someone gave him head

They want to know the topics,

of the leaders beaverhunt

but would I become that popular,

if someone licked my cunt?

Mass Hysteria!