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Artist: Jaap Mulder
Canonical path: /jaap-mulder/het-hema-restaurant
Related lyric paths: 6
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Het Hema-Restaurant
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Het Hema-Restaurant
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De bazen van het HEMA-restaurant
Zijn de allergrootste dwazen van het land
Want ze willen wel eens stunten
Dus dan staat er in de krant
'Kom voor hele grote punten
Naar ons HEMA-restaurant'
En die wijven in dat HEMA-restaurant
Nou, die vinden dat wel geinig
Want die hebben geen verstand
Dus die lopen daar te stunten
Met hun eigen proviand
Kijk, ik heb de grootste punten
Van het HEMA-restaurant
Nou, die zwervers in zo'n HEMA-restaurant
Zitten allemaal verlekkerd
Met hun piemel in de hand
En een zak vol losse munten
Want er stond toch in de krant
'Voor goedkope grote punten
Naar het HEMA-restaurant'
Nou, dat zootje in zo'n HEMA-restaurant
Steek het allemaal maar rustig in de brand
Want ze houden toch van stunten
Staan ze ook eens in de krant
Het zijn de schaarse hoogtepunten
Voor zo'n HEMA-restaurant
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