I Play Wow

I play wow

Cant nobody mess with me now

Im on a quest with my guild getting wild

Its my crowd

And im proud, screw you, im down, shut your mouth

I play wow

I play wow

I play wow

Turn it up say it loud

I play wow

I play wow

I play wow

Turn it up say it loud

Schools out works over take your face to coffee bean

I gotta get to azeroth, you luddites aint stoppin me

My equips legit, look me up in the armory

Were at war stupid buster, theres no peace or harmony

No one seems to get it, but thats alright

My girl keeps whining, complaining and starting fights

She wants to cuddle and watch movies in the candlelight

But wednesdays thru fridays are strictly raid nights

When im down or depressed, I go connect

My real friends are online fightin to the death

Moms bangin on my door come eat your eggs and bacon

Mom youre messin me up! Youre like lerooooyyy jenkinz

I call it straight dedication, you can call it crazy

You talkin stuff man, why dont you come and play me?

Im goin 22 hours, who you callin lazy?

Im pwnin noobs at pvp and my levels past 80!!!

You can say im a fanatic or even addicted

Say my habits are bad, my silly life is conflicted

But if it makes me happy, why should I quit this?

The world brings me down wow makes me uplifted

Every moment with guild is a moment I cherish

Call me a nerd, call me a geek, but im no longer embarrassed

Say im socially screwed, never have kids or a marriage

I dont live my life for money, fame or chasin your carrots

An while people like to hate discriminate and be mean

In my world we work together to defeat the lich king

Doesnt matter if your black, white, ugly or fat

Everyone be kicking boodie in the world of warcraft!!

Real life can be harsh and put me down

Tellin me I aint nothing and im on shaky ground

But I dont hear that anymore, my headphones up too loud

Im on top of the world cause, I.. Play wow!!!

Im down with the horde, im a blood elf paladin

Alliance messin with me, the humans are challengin

When you cant understand me this is what I do

Tell you get off of my channel!! Go learn your class noob!

Or better yet go play rock band with that sad guitar

And no I dont want to date your stupid avatar

Im gettin busy clockin kills in every single way

My guilds legit, come on man this aint felicia day

And who thought thered come a time where the world would see

Millions of critics and cynics who feel just like me

Were all livin in a better alternate reality

Spending all day dreaming pvp strategies!!!