Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Jack And Misty
Canonical path: /jack-and-misty/igor
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Igor
Read Igor lyrics by Jack And Misty on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Igor
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
If you want a dead body and the stores are closed,
Who can you turn to? Everybody knows...
It's IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.
He'll hurry down to the graveyard and take it.
If they don't have the kind that you want, he'll make it.
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.
How I love that beady little eye.
My pal Iggy ... ain't no greedy guy.
When life don't go ...the way that you planned,
He'll be the first one to give you a hand.
Get it? A hand?
You can wash your face, and brush your fangs,
But when you take a bath, who'll scrub your wings?
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.
He's got a heart o' gold... and a lotta brains.
He keeps 'em in the closet with his Sunday chains.
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.
Down in the cellar...diggin' in the mud...
He's a little batty, but he's in my blood.
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.
Gettin' good help now'days is a hassle.
Who puts an apron on and tidies up the castle?
Who's happy sleepin'... under my bed?
Who can I depend on to help me get ahead?
Get it? A head?
He's got a hunch... and he may be right...
We'll meet two nice girls and take 'em out for a bite.
Oh, IGOR. WO-ho-ho-HO-HO-HO...
Good old IGOR.
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Igor"?
Jack And Misty performs "Igor", and this lyric page sits inside the Jack And Misty catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Igor"?
Yes. The related section below points to 47 Miles (To The Georgia Line) and Big Black Bird (Spirit Of My Love) with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Jack And Misty?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Jack And Misty's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Igor yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.