Things I Want

Ho, ho, ho, so many christmas letters

So many wishes, Lucy wants a squeezy doll

Jimmy wants a moon rocket

This lists rather long

Hey now Santa I'm writin

To you 'cos theres a lotta cool shit I want

I know I been naughty but cut me some slack

Cos theres a lotta cool shit I want

So heres my list, so take its advice

I want a solid gold Hollywood

Machine gun from the front

I want a multi couloured lunch box

Filled with sticky buns

I wanna see through jump suit that fits me tight

I want all of the Beatle's copyrights

I wanna drop Florida off the map

I wnat Pamela Anderson's

Hey now Santa that's my Christmas list

Thats all the cool shit I want

But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed

Theres still a lotta cool shit I want

So heres my list, take it's advice

I want a time machine and a bleeping gun

I want a statue of Moby on the surface of the sun

I want to party naked on a school bus full o' nuns

I want a bumper pool table and a robot

There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree

That there's a lotta cool shit I want

I know I been naughty but I garuntee

You that I deserve every single one

So take my list, take it's advice

I know I been naughty

But life ain't nice

P.S.: I still a need some more shit

I want a diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt

I want a cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt

I want a magical slave thats pulled by flying stones

I want, look at all the cool shit I want