My Plea

Hey! It’s been a long time

Since I’ve seen your name online

AIM is in decline

Think we need a little rewind

Drop out and learn to bartend

Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I say when (when!)

Call up your mom on the payphone, fifty cents go

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, riing!

Hello? I’m not trying to bug you babe

But I just got mugged today (really sucked!)

And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I’m not trying to bug you babe

But I got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars

Snickers, Hundred Grand, Almond Joy, Kit Kat, Crunch

You would’ve said the same thing on the phone with your dad

He was eating, so he didn’t pick up

You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says

Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!

Think of joining the army, sing your A-B-C-D-E-F, baby!

Ride the bus till it’s empty, tug the pull string

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (get out!)

Ding, ding, diing!

Hello? I’m not trying to bug you babe

But I just got mugged today (really sucked!)

And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I’m not trying to bug you babe

But I did get mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars

Hello? I’m not trying to bug you babe

But I just got mugged today (really sucked!)

And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I’m not trying to bug you babe

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars

Hello? I’m not trying to bug you babe

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I’m not trying to bug you babe

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars