Super Duper Rapper

I was gonna start this rhyme with miggity microphone

But if i did, you'd all leave and i'd be standing here alone

So i'll just stick to what it is that i do best

I guess its kind of like beat poetry, more or less

But don't disregard how hard i play

Cuz i could be as hood as hip hop hoor, oh wait

My bad, i forgot that i was rhyming

That often happens, i'm still working on my timing

I wanna be a super duper rapper

But as it now stands i'm still a cracker

I wanna cry money, teardrops of gold

Be bawdy, sassy brassy, bossy, brazen and bold

But most of all be a super duper rapper

Cuz as it now stands, i'm still a cracker yeah

If i could make a potion, i would call it "insta-flow"

And i'd be takin it on the daily 'til my lyrics start to grow

I wanna be hard hip hop so bad, be respected in the streets

Hi mom! hi dad!

If i could have three wishes, they'd be rhythm, flow and rhyme please

Rockin' a cape; i'm rappin' away with my super powered rhyme scheme

You might think my little lady rap is plastic

But i'm about to say: "this beat's fantastic"

I wanna be a super duper rapper

But as it now stands i'm still a cracker

I wanna cry money, teardrops of gold

Be bawdy, sassy brassy, bossy, brazen and bold

But most of all be a super duper rapper

Cuz as it now stands, i'm still a cracker yeah

Running rhymes thru my head in my canopy bed

I got my little pony night light

Yeah you heard what i said

I wanna be a super duper rapper

But as it now stands i'm still a cracker

I wanna cry money, teardrops of gold

Be bawdy, sassy brassy, bossy, brazen and bold

But most of all be a super duper rapper

Cuz as it now stands, i'm still a cracker yeah