Brains Brains

I`ve got a paycheck in my front pocket,

A speeding ticket in my back pocket,

If I even things out, I might have enough to get drunk.

I`ve got a phone number, stuffed in my wallet,

I know I shouldn`t do it but I think I`m gonna call it,

And if I get nuthin`, that`s fine, cause nuthin`s what I got.

Brains, brains, you can`t kill a zombie with a wooden stake.

Brains, brains, any one could make the same mistake,

So go easy on the girl.

I just wanted what every pirate wants,

I got some booty now I`ll never get enough,

I just wanted, I just wanted . . . .

To sail, to pillage,

So pass the rum and draw your swords,

Let`s burn down, the village,

Then we`ll grab their boards and surf their girls away . . .

I`ve got a picture of a mermaid, hidden in a box,

A dollar fifty six and a dirty pair of socks,

An `X` on the map, if I don`t come back,

Here`s where you`ll find me.

Brains, brains . . .