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Artist: Jaimão
Canonical path: /jaimao/todas-as-gajas-do-planeta
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Todas as gajas do planeta
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Todas as gajas do planeta
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Laraila larailailailai larailaialrailailai...
Com tantas gajas no planeta
Andamos tantos a tocar ?unheta
Que grande contradi?
Machos que fodem a propria mao.
As Manuelas ?if? come-las
J?s Sofias fodem todos os dias
As Soraias nem tiram as saias
As Joanas fazem punhetas de mamas.
As Andreias fodem de meias
As Teresas so em cima das mesas
As Marias t?muitas manias
E as Ritas s?muito esquisitas.
As Carlas so apetece espetar-lhas
As Marisas fodem contra os para-brisas
As Filipas desabrocham como tulipas
As Marias-Joao fodem mesmo sem tes?
Larailailai larailailailai larailaialrailailai...
As Carinas t?grandes vaginas
J?s M?as t?ratas bic?as
As Esmeraldas s?umas baldas
J?s Rosas s?bu?a gulosas.
As Albertas est?todas abertas
As Concei?s gostam at?os colh?
As Isab? andam aos pap?
As Patricias so aquecem com caricias.
As Ineses fodem poucas vezes
E as Martas ficam logo fartas
As Tanias sao instantaneas
As Filomenas fodem em colch?de penas.
As Lu?s gostam de pichas lisas
J?s Luzias gostam delas com estrias
As Madalenas gostam das mais pequenas
J?s Elsas n?curtem nada essas cenas.
Larailailai larailailailai larailaialrailailai...
As Dolores queixam-se com dores
As Elisabetes n?importa onde lho metes
As Susanas so fodem besanas
As Marias-jos?odem em p?
As Marinas t?a cona at?s narinas
As Julietas t?na at?s tetas
As Mafaldas sai-lhes o grelo pelas fraldas
Outras como tu t?na ligada ao cu.
As Sonias fazem cerimonias
Ja as Vanessas fodem ?pressas.
Esta hist? est? ficar complicada
N?sobra gaja para uma mamada.
Com tantos nomes e t?variados
At?emos as Beatrizes carregadinhas de varizes
Mas ficamos com a nossa Ana Ramalho
N?h?omo ela a mamar no caralho.
Larailailai larailailailai larailaialrailailai...
Larailailai larailailailai larailaialrailailai...
Larailailai larailailailai larailaialrailailai...
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