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Artist: Jake G.
Canonical path: /jake-g/new-update
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New Update
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New Update
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Hear the sound effects of new mobs
All around destroying all my crafts (hey)
A husk, a vindicator and the drowned
Hear the wolves barking out of key
To a disc called Cats - C418
And play
Microsoft lost the war today
I beg to mine and survive
In the hollow mines
This is the enchantment of the sword with sharpness five
On new update
Hear the noteblocks out of time
Another Minecrafter has found in the mine (hey)
To find
The diamonds in the 12-y
Can I get another diamond? (diamond)
There's a leather wrapped around a team of Steves
A bug, a button that will make you leave
I beg to mine and survive
In the hollow mine
This is the enchantment of the sword with sharpness five
On new update
(Ay)
The representative for Mojang has the floor
No ore for the president Microsoft
Notch away is your punishment
Pulverize the useless updates
That criticize the creator Notch
Bang bang goes the bow and arrow
Kill all the noobs that don't agree
Forests on fire, setting fire Is not a world that's meant for me
Just 'cause
Just 'cause because the creepers yeah
I beg to mine and survive in the hollow mines
This is the enchantment of the sword with
Sharpness V
I beg to mine and survive in the hollow mines
This is the enchantment of the sword with sharpness V
This is the sword with sharpness five
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