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Artist: Jakubi
Canonical path: /jakubi/couch-potato
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Couch Potato
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Couch Potato
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Can everybody shout hey-yo
To Ms. Couch Potato
She's in her own world in the state of San Diego
Drives a '98, oh
Her wage and mind is way low
Pops' little girl, but he ain't too proud to say, though
Now I'm sayin' how the hell I'm gon' stop her
Can you tell me am I ever gon' stop her
Now that she don't wanna be proper
So can you tell me how the hell I'm gon'
How the hell I'm gon' stop her?
But she don't really show
That she be getting high just to balance out the lows
Daddy probably tell her baby that ain't how it goes
But she know daddy be mad only when her daddy knows
Now I'm sayin' how the hell I'm gon' stop her
Can you tell me am I ever gon' stop her
Now that she don't wanna be proper
So can you tell me how the hell I'm gon'
How the hell I'm gon' stop her?
See, I ain't gon' to dwell on nothin'
Now I ain't gonna dwell on it, no
I ain't gonna plan to bluff it
Tryna stop her
No, I won't
I ain't gon' dwell on nothin'
I ain't gon' dwell on livin' that life
That they wanted me to live, no oh oh
Can everybody shout hey-oh
To this nice sir
Mr. Couch Potato just like her
He loves what she does
When she does what she loves
Now they got this feelin' that this just might work
Singin' how they hell they gon' stop us
Can you tell me are they ever gon' stop us
They know we don't wanna be proper
They ain't ever gon', girl
They ain't ever gon' stop us
Said I ain't gon' to dwell on nothin'
Now I ain't gon' dwell on it, no
I ain't gonna plan to bluff it
Tryna stop her
No, I won't
I ain't gonna dwell on nothin'
I ain't gonna dwell on livin' that life
That they wanted me to live
Are we ever gonna stop
(Hell no)
Say, are we ever gonna stop, now
(Hell no)
Say, are we ever gonna stop
(Hell no)
Are they ever gonna stop us
(Hell no)
Say, are we ever gonna stop, now
(Hell no)
Say, are we ever gonna stop
(Hell no)
Are they ever gonna stop us
(Hell no)
They ain't ever gonna stop us
Stop us, no oh
Said I ain't gon' to dwell on nothin'
Now I ain't gon' dwell on it, no
I ain't gonna plan to bluff it
Tryna stop her
No, I won't
I ain't gon' dwell on nothin'
I ain't gon' dwell on livin' that life
That they wanted me to live, no oh woah oh
Oh hey yo, yo
I'm a couch potato, oh
And I'm proud to say so, ho
And I ain't gon' change
No, I ain't gon' change, no
I ain't gon' change, no
No, I ain't gon' change, no
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