Collerina Road

Well I went down to the Collerina,

I saw a big pig I just have to had

The wife told me I should

Proceed with caution

But Oscar barked and said I like to take

A bite on that

And I say "I big boar, why don't

Ya come over here!"

Me and my dog wanna

Chew on your ear

Pick you up, put you in the

Back of my ute

We'll kill ya so fast it just

Funny, take ya to the chiller,

Make lots of money

Then we'll come back and kill all ya family

Oscar and I was running through the lignum

We got to the pig, it looked like a grizzly bear.

I gues it weighed about 180 kg

Oscar ran in but It tossed him up in the air

Whe were there, for about half an hour

Trying to catch, that big darn old pig

Then Linda turned up with about seven pig dogs

Grab that boar and put it in the back of our rig.

We said "hei, big boar why don't you come over here"

Me and my dog wanna chew on your ear

Pick you up, put you in the

Back of my ute.

We'll kill ya so fast it just ain't

Funny, take ya to the chiller,

Make lots of money.

Then we'll come back the very next day,

With a great big gun and a butchers knife

Photographer, that's the wife

Kill 50 pigs get them seen him

Every hunting Magazine

To all you city people if your dogs

Is looking bored

Take him out west where the weat it high

And put him on a boar and just say!