Goodbye Baltimore (The Flute Song)

This town really sucks

Like you wouldn’t believe

I’m sick and tired of the same old things

Can we just pack up and leave?

I hate my band

And I hate the scene

I never liked guitar, I’m not a rockstar

But I know how I’ll feel free

So I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky

Let’s runaway together

Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money

What’d you expect?

It’s only been a day!

I don’t know philly like I did baltimore

Just give it time and wait

I’ve made some good tips

That guy gave me five bucks

He may have thought we were homeless

But still that’s pretty good luck...

So I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky

Let’s runaway together

Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money

(Playing the flute poorly again...)

It’s been three months

And we’re still on the streets

The flute may have been a bad idea

I’d prefer just to eat

I’m really hungry...

You know I’ve seen better days

I think I need some medicine

For the lesions on my face

So I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky

Let’s runaway together

Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money

(Playing the flute poorly once again...)

So much for flute

I wasn’t as good as I thought

It’d be wise to leave philadelphia

And go home before I rot

But I think I’ll stay

And I’m not sure why

Let’s stay on track, too late to go back

I’ll keep fluting 'til I die

So I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky

Let’s runaway together

Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money

(Playing the flute poorly)

And, eh, that's... The end!

Blegh!