I Faked It

You walked out and told the whole town we were over

And now you're scratchin' like a dog at my door cause you want back in

Your eyes are all red from apologizing,

But you ain't the only one here that's been lyin'

I've got a few little secrets of my own

Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it

When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too

And this one is really gonna blow your mind

Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise

That's right, I faked it.

I think this might be the first time I've seen you speechless

Lookin' all confused wonderin' if what I said was the truth

Well a woman's mind is a complicated thing

Can't always believe everything you say - surprise

Hmm, I faked it.

Every time you thought I ate your overcooked steak, I faked it

The dog ate it

I was yellin' rock star when you were playin' your guitar

Yeah, well I was faking that too

Every time you thought that you were doing things right

I was just too tired to even put up a fight - surprise

That's right, I faked it

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it

When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too

And this one is really gonna blow your mind

Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise

That's right, I might, have I?, hmm, bye bye, I faked it.