Why'd You Tie the Knot

Every single morning I have to wake you up

Point you to the kitchen, pour some coffee in your cup

Get you off to work ‘cause it’s bills we gotta pay

You got one woman to talk and another on the way

This is what you want and this is what you got

If you didn’t want the strings, baby why’d you tie the knot?

Meeting all your buddies, you love your friday nights

You go bout every one of them until the morning light

And I need you on saturday, you say that you’re too tired

If being married was a job I’d tell you you were fired

Don’t be mad at me when you’re sleeping with the dogs

If you didn’t want the strings, baby why’d you tie the knot?

Oh why’d you tie the knot? Why’d you tie the knot?

Every time a pretty little thing walks by

It’s like you’re tryin to reading something written on her thigh

You whip just like a hound all staring at her ham

And there used to be a time when I used to give a damn

You think of something different and really hit the spot

If you didn’t want the strings, baby why’d you tie the knot?

Why’d you tie the knot? Why’d you tie the knot?

Oh why’d you tie the knot? Why’d you tie the knot?

If you didn’t want the strings, baby why’d you tie the knot?