Sleep Like a Baby

Seventeen hours on a bus to Tennessee

No gum on my seat ever gonna stop me

From NYC to Kentucky

So you don't gotta lift your finger

We were making love till 4 A.M

With a microwave pizza and a bottle of rye

Remember when you told me you could be my best friend

On a spit-shake promise?

I guess I could've predicted how it would play out

But I never could've imagined a complete blackout

At seventeen hours on a bus to Tennessee

For you and me, and

Ay, you sleep like a baby

Ay, you sleep like a baby

Fool me once, shame on you

But fool me twice, shame on me

Gonna sleep like a baby

My last 600 on a plane to LA

Not one returned call, got me waiting on your birthday

Wait, who's the cheerleader that I see

Snappin' names and chasin' cleats?

She gets your first-class ticket courtesy of 19

After all, I'm only 19

You got a lovin' machine

You flew her down to Tennessee

Go MIA in M-I-ami

Hit your buddy over at TMZ

At least you got your leak, something blonder than me

At least you got to leak something mama can see

But didn't your momma ever tell you don't lie to me?

Seventeen hours on a bus to Tennessee

Why you kissin her lips, on New Year's Eve, boy?

Ay, you sleep like a baby

Ay, you sleep like a baby

Fool me once, shame on you

But fool me twice, shame on me

Gonna sleep like a baby

I want it, she had it

You want it, well, you got it, like

Extra! Extra! Read all about it

Socio-pathological, don't doubt it

Oh no, no doubt about it, like

Ay, you sleep like a baby

Ay, you sleep like a baby

Fool me once, shame on you

But fuck me twice, shame on me

Gonna sleep like a baby