uncle Auntie-Socialite

so many have penetrated this body

how can you say i'm not easy

sure my social skill set is shoddy

so is your personality

and i'm just sick enough to keep writing this song

and you're just thick enough to clap your hands and sing along

well i wish i may, i wish i might

rule the world one day as uncle aunti-socialite

cuz i don't believe in heroes, but i believe in friends

and i believe that optimism without cynicism is a sin

just let yourself have one quote unquote bad day

i dare you to have a feeling, they'll have you someday anyway

and what's so wrong with feminine boys?

sorry for the euphemism

there's a fun valley girl in this sad texas boy

and we don't need your sexorcism

i'm an indoor person and you can suck it

my idea of the great outdoors is a nice big patio

or a cigarette on a fire escape

an air-conditioned roadtrip down a well-paved interstate

and i throw words like love and hate

around like confetti, then i watch them dissipate

and i'm almost comfortable in my own skin

i've walked around in it for years without fitting in

i shouldn't have to suntan or highlight my hair

in order to feel beautiful if i don't really care

i'm always going all the way down, but i always find my way back up

i tend to choke on dicks and emotions, drink placebo potions, cry rivers and oceans

bridge

and i can sing my own damn lullaby

and if you want a happy song, then you can write your own

i love me, i hate me, i need to escape me

but more importantly i need for you to leave me the fuck alone

and thanks to those who loved me when i could not love myself

who embraced the raincloud above me

and dragged us both down off the shelf

i never dreamed that i would stay this long