Who Is Kamaljit

(end of me against myself)

(baby wailing)

ahh mrs Jhooti I pleased to see that you have given birth to a healthy baby boy,

what are you going to call him?,

umm I think I'm going to call him kamaljit,

ahh kamaljit what a..what a lovely name.

[chorus]

who the hell is kamaljit,

imma just tell you it how it is,

ive been doin this since I was a kid,

so im given you all I gotta give,

who the hell is kamaljit,

ever since stepping in the game,

I know life will never be the same,

but theres some things that will never change.

Back in the day when I was just a little minor,

before my mother even spat me out of her vagina,

I was swimming in my daddys sack with a book in my hand,

when i focused and spotted a mic behind the prostate gland,

I picked it up causiously but it magnatised me suprised me

had to fight the powers like the islye,

memorised rhymes but kept loosing them all,

so I scribbeled them down on my mothers uterus wall

10 years went by and I went down in history,

like superman my composition was a mystery

I was true, and other kids were learning the alphabet,

but I was revising schemes to make the cash I was out to get,

only 3 and already my rhymes were out to win,

my shit was dropped so hard that even pampers couldnt hold it in,

branded a genious by lyricist and scientist

only six and i was lecturing my alliances

even einstein came to knock upon my door,

was pissed off cause i had updated his formula

my E stood for excellence and replaced the MC squared for MC Jay Sean,

change and no one even dared scared

cause I went on to steal his nobel prize

for being the youngest muther fucking genious alive.

[chorus]

I ain't a gangsta,

I ain't a hoodrat,

I ain't a thug

and I dont call girls pigeons so I ain't no scrub,

I ain't talkin' about gats or 44's,

and I don't do drive bys or rob or break no laws,

and I ain't perfect

and ain't saying I got no flaws,

actually scratch that I'm lying yo pause

I ain't a junkie so i never touched the crack

I ain't never took an E its true or ever smoked a sack

and I ain't rich so I don't drive a lex or a benz

jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends

and I ain't from the hood

I even went to private school

so I ain't had to ever watch my back from round the walls

I ain't had it hard never had a knife pulled on the streets

never hustled on the street or lived a life as a G

I ain't stood on the pavement hungry and rapped for cash

and I ain't ever clamied that I was ever strapped with gats

and I ain't black yo you dont have to be black to rap

just look at eminem triple platinum and that's a fact.

[chorus]

(choughing)

I aint smoking cigars sippin moet all day

and I aint dealin with more bitches than the R.S.P.C.A

I aint a yankee I'm cokney like scuze me gezza

and i aint chillin with naked girls in a jukazi either,

i aint on don P why give me a bacardi brezzer

aint got diamonds just some ice in my frezzer

i aint got hydrolics on my ride cant even come close

last time i tryed i mashed the clutch up and it damn broke

i aint braggin but i got skills when i rhyme

and i aint blaggin but you through if you be stealing my rhymes

and im the first to admit that often i curse and spit

at you white mc's how much worse can it get

im not that famous that i cant pop to the shops

just cause last year i performed on top of the pops

mtv cribs forget it i got nothing to boast

truth is im still living at home with the folks

[chorus]

I ain't black

I swear he said his name was Jay Sean you know

nah nah in that me against myself he said his name was gay porn and that

wha, nah man jay sean

back in the day he used to be called mc mikky jay doin his rappin ting

I dont know I think hes a bit confused and that innit