Birthday Bitch

I came out the womb blond hair, big eyes

In a pink skirt, yellin', and it's no surprise

Skin pale, skin frail, skin spiky

My mama screamed: Oh, looks just like me!

Darn it's only annual I get gifts and rewards

Running loose, I never had no one to put me in my orders

So worship the ground that I walk on

It's my birthday so I get to be a cunt (ah!)

Candle to candle

I throw my guts on the mantle

The whole damn cake is on fire cuz I'm just too hard to handle

You wanna come to my party?

Well bitch you're not invited!

Eat a pile of shit, open wide, bite it!

I don't see you on the guest list

That'll be 20k or a death wish

This cake is yum, do you want a slice?

Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life

It's party time!

It's my birthday

It's my birthday

It's my birthday

It's my birthday

It's my birthday!

And I can do what I want!

Go blow out the candles

And cut the cake

Poppin' balloons

Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles

And cut the cake

Poppin' balloons

Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles

And cut the cake

Poppin' balloons

Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles

And cut the cake

Poppin' balloons

Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles

And cut the cake

Poppin' balloons

Gonna make the world ache

Blow out the candles and cut the cake

Me being born was a big fuckin' mistake!

I don't see you on the guest list

That'll be 20k or a death wish

This cake is yum, do you want a slice?

Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life