Birthday Bitch
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Birthday Bitch
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I came out the womb blond hair, big eyes
In a pink skirt, yellin', and it's no surprise
Skin pale, skin frail, skin spiky
My mama screamed: Oh, looks just like me!
Darn it's only annual I get gifts and rewards
Running loose, I never had no one to put me in my orders
So worship the ground that I walk on
It's my birthday so I get to be a cunt (ah!)
Candle to candle
I throw my guts on the mantle
The whole damn cake is on fire cuz I'm just too hard to handle
You wanna come to my party?
Well bitch you're not invited!
Eat a pile of shit, open wide, bite it!
I don't see you on the guest list
That'll be 20k or a death wish
This cake is yum, do you want a slice?
Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life
It's party time!
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday!
And I can do what I want!
Go blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles and cut the cake
Me being born was a big fuckin' mistake!
I don't see you on the guest list
That'll be 20k or a death wish
This cake is yum, do you want a slice?
Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life
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Jazmin Bean performs "Birthday Bitch", and this lyric page sits inside the Jazmin Bean catalog on LyroVerse.
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