Issa's Tale

I was dating this guy, and there came a time

As our relationship progressed

Where he got this job overseas

And so we had to decide

Whether or not we were gonna keep the relationship going

Or just end it now

And then that fateful day came

When he had to fly overseas

So he asked me to come to his apartment

And help them pack, and I did

And I knew that I wanted to go out with a bang

Because, you know

We had said that we were gonna continue this relationship

But I think we both knew that after that night

That was the last time we were gonna see each other again

And so, it was really important to me that the night be magical

And that it be the best sex that we ever had

And so I started to initiate it, you know

Kissing our hand, rubbing our hand

And we went to the bedroom

And I was like: Ooh, it's 'bout to go down

And when I tell you

He gave me three to four pumps maximum before he came

And then rolled over and then he flew out the next morning

I was livid

I was angry sweating

Like not even good sweat, the sweat that I deserved

It was just pure rage sweat

And it was because I felt like he had used me

He knew what I wanted

And he just pumped me and dumped me

I'm so glad I was cheatin' on him