Charlie Mack (1st Out Of The Limo)

[Fresh Prince:]

Everywhere we go, downtown or to a show

We have two necessities, Charlie Mack and our limo

He's feared by suckers yet he's loved by kids

Pay attention and let me tell you who Charlie Mack

He is our homeboy from around the block

He's regarded through the city as the hip-hop cop

Height about 6'6", weight about 290

Everywhere I go, Charlie Mack is right behind me

He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats

He doesn't breaks arms or legs, only spines or necks

He once KILLED a man cause he would not let go of his Eggo

Apollo Creed is a SUCKER, Charlie Mack could beat Drago

He could bench about three-hundred pounds

The cops all take a vacation, when Charlie's in town

He's the toughest around, so everywhere that I go, he goes

He's Charlie Mack and he's the first out the limo

[Fresh Prince:]

I guess you're wonderin why he's the first out

The limo, yo, let me give you this bit of info

So you'll know the things that Charlie can do

And you'll know every single reason why he's down with the crew

The limo picks up about a half past six

With the radio blastin our latest hit

It's me, Jeff, Ready Rock, Omar and J.L.

Charlie Mack is up front as we depart the hotel

First we cause chaos throughout the city streets

Then maybe stop at Burger King for a bite to eat

And if somebody gets stupid while we're in the place

Charlie cancels his order and bites off their face

He's not a troublemaker, in fact, he's a troublebreaker

And if somebody gets dumb, well it'll only take a

Second or two, after some fools snaps

Law and order is restored by my hero Charlie Mack

Wheel off into the limo, and head for the jam

Charlie cracks all the knuckles, on both of his hands

And when we pull up to the show, the routine is unrehearsed

It's just natural that we let Charlie hop our first

He clears the crowd without sayin a word

Man, that's the loudest silence I've ever heard

A lot of times guys test him, by tryin to bug

He just, leaves ring imprints, all over their mugs

He's a terminator, a Hercules of sorts

Man to hell with chess, he likes physical sports

You may not have known before but now you know

The reason why Charlie Mack is the first out the limo

[Fresh Prince:]

We'd like to apologize to all of our fans

But please don't touch us when we're at our jams

Cause Charlie don't like folks around us when we're doin a show

And if he punches you, uh-oh, better get Maaco!

Still you weak rap dudes tempers are hot

Just because I've got somethin that YOU AIN'T GOT

If you want to get physical, rowdy or try to bomb me

I won't get excited, I'll just say, "Yo Charlie!"

You shoulda been kind, you shouldn't have snapped

Charlie only hits you once and now you're takin a nap

And when he leaves you decaptitated, crushed in the dust

You'll look up, and see your girl in the limo with us

You may think that's enough boy but I think not

Charlie kick his face again I think you missed a spot

I roll down the limo window and yell, "By the way Eyes

You'll see your girl bucknaked givin Charlie a message"

I'm serious, I'm not jokin, no doubt

You know how many doubters bones have been broken

You may not have known before but now you know

The reason why Charlie Mack is the first out the limo

[Fresh Prince:]

Charlie Mack.. the first out the limo

He's Charlie Mack.. the first out the limo

In closing, we'd like to say this, to you bustaz

If you're skeptical you'll probably get beat up, plus kid

Embarassed and laughed at, by all of your friends

And if you cross Charlie Mack it's the beginning of the end

Of life as you know it, you might not die, sir

But if you're not dead, you'll wish you were

But if you still wanna bug out, homeboy let's go

You can bug with Charlie Mack cause he's the first out the limo

He's Charlie Mack

And he's the first out the limo