Code Red

Here's a little story 'bout a Friday night

Buckwild, 'cause yo, that's kind of my style, check it

On the town with a girl named Kay-Bee

And a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way

I was straight out illin

Why do I say so? Cause yo, my girl was home chillin

Fancy resteraunt me and Kay frontin

It was called Lay....um, Jay...um, somethin

I was ready to attack her, unh

Giving the sex look like Dracula

A little bit of soft music playin

And Don Perrier, it was on, know what I'm sayin

Every thing was lovely, but then

What the damn, my girlfriend walked in

Oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread

Oh I'm dead, mayday code red

My oh my, what am I to do?

Gotta get away, cause my girlfriend's coming through

Um Jay, I gotta, um, well, see,

There's well, this, um, excuse me

To the back with the mucho-quickness

My girl's gonna kill me and leave no witnesses

I'm in the bathroom hiding like a punk

But there's bars on the windows, I can't jump

Exit stage left, quickly plan B

Gotta find a way that my girl won't see me

Crawling on the floor, I'm feeling sick

Like this some old Charlie Chaplin flick

Heart poundin around a mile-a-minute

This time I really done did it

Down on my hands and knees on the floor

I'm looking at the front door

Ready, set, make the dash

Her back is turned, maybe I can get past

I almost made it, but then, damn, she turned her head

Code red

Break it on down

All was perfect, the ship was sailin

But now it's sinking, so yo, I'm bailin

I kept on runnin' even though she saw me

And I sat and waited at home for baby to call me

I watched a little TV

Phone started ringing 'bout 12:23

I picked it up real slow, and said

"mmmmm..hello?"

She wasn't having it, she snapped, went bezerk

Girl made my head hurt

I tried to be as cool as I could be

I said hey, wasn't me

She wasn't having that melody

Needless to say, she left me

Another brother just couldn't control his head, (the other one)

Code red