He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper

[Fresh Prince:]

Uh uhh, ahh! Ughhhhhhh

Yo Jeffrey! Bust it..

What are ya doin in there?

Word em up word em up word em up

In the place at about this time

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince just bu bu buggin out

Losin it all, no sense

Ay Jeff, scratch it, scratch it man, scratch it!

[Jeff scratches]

Ughhhhh.. aw that was decent

Now scratch it, a quick joint, a quick one Jeff

[Jeff scratches]

Ooooooh yeah! Yeah!

We just buggin, we just havin some fun

Me and Jeffrey

He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper

Hello.. can anybody hear me?

You can? Aight that's good, you can hear me?

OK it's clear? It's good? OK everybody's got it?

One.. two..

One, two, and..

My rhymes have been written, not to be bitten

But as it seems, some suckers keep forgettin

The rules about rappin, but that's alright

Cause in the next five minutes I'ma have them all uptight

Stronger than a dinosaur, better known than Santa

Man - the battles I battle, I usually win em

In - less than a minute, but it all depends

On how long - it takes you rappers to realize

That tryin to defend yourself, is ridiculous

Didn't you get my message inside of the question

Cause you're toys boys, I'm the Real McCoy

I'm really gonna enjoy seein you destroyed

If I was Fred Flintstone, I'd probably own all of Bedrock

If I was a criminal I'd probably own a cellblock

If I was in the Navy I would own the sea

But I'm a +POET+ so I own the whole rap industry

I'm like a lion my man, and the streets are my den

It's either kill or be killed, so I kill

I kill again and again and again

The X amount of times, rappers I'll slaughter them

I tie em up and throw them in the water

Then I'll just walk away like no-thin ever happened

Until somebody else starts rappin

That's when I snap and I'll attack and go mad like Rambo

Or maybe like Commando, or like Lando

Calrissian, cause you know he was down with the Force

Fresh Prince is the source I feel no pain or remorse

Think that you can beat me rappin man you must be silly

Man I really really really really really really

Hate when people, doubt my ability

And I have to prove superiority

If rap was basketball, I would be in luck

Cause everytime I freestyled it would be a slam dunk

MAN, I'm the engineer, and you're the passangers

Takin on a voyage, a hip-hop massacre

The Jason of rap, Freddy Kruger of rhymin

And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man

People will run, to Philadelphia Pennsylvania

To all join in, to this Fresh Prince mania

My face in magazines, on your radio or stereo

Everywhere you go, audio and video

A hip-hop terrorist, war like vocalist

Other rappers say, "Yo Prince why don't you show me this

Style now," you must be trippin

It ain't no way in hell I'ma let you put your lip in

My rhyme cause it's a timebomb, I'm not kiddin

My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten

I'm quick and nimble, a status symbol

I shop at Macy's now but I used to shop at Gimble's

I'll, drop kick a hurricane, bodyslam a tidal wave

Walk through a tornado, or a volcano

But I'll be OK though

And here's some more info that you rappers should know

You are the bombs and I will defuse you

I am the lawyer and I'm goin to accuse you

Of the ultimate rhyme crime, and you will be guilty

There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me

Rappin any time of day

Pop so much trash, man I can't wait

To be face to face, and hear Jeff say, "Sick 'em"

Man you're gonna be my victim

You better duck, and pray for good luck Chuck, cause you're stuck

You're like a Thanksgiving turkey and it's time to be plucked

I see you're nervous purpose that's how I now you're soft

You're runnin round like a chicken with your head cut off

But just relax my power to the max

And I'm cuttin no slack on this rap track, Jack

So back up, as if you got good sense

OR FEEL THE FURY.. of the Prince!

And ya don't stop

Yo Jazzy, why don't you rock up the spots

Yo Jazzy, hey Jeff I'm psyched, I'm psyched

Give em a cut Jeff

[Jeff scratches]

Ooooooh-weeeeeee! Check out my dish-jockey!

Ay Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey, a fast one

[Jeff scratches]

Uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

[Jeff scratches]

Wow, ay Jeff Jeff, give em one of them fresh ones

A fresh one Jeffrey

[Jeff scratches]

No music, no music

[Jeff scratches]

Wooooooo, that was decent, that was decent

That's my DJ, that's my DJ

Jazzy Jeff, I'm the Fresh Prince {*echoes*}

Hi {hi} how ya doin?

How's everyone doin out there?

OOOOOOOOOH!

[Jeff scratches]

I'm just here to talk about my DJ

I was just I was just standin in here, really

Really? Aight, okay, umm

On behalf of DJ Jazzy Jeff, and the Fresh Prince ..

.. "Groove then get down!"

[Jeff scratches]

Thank you, and good night {*echoes*}