I'm Ready

Well I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me

Got an out of town pistol with the graveyard frame

It shoots tombstone bullets with the ball and chain

I'm drinkin' TNT and smokin' dynamite

I hope some schoolboy pick a fight

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Well I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me

Now listen

All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair

Know you feel like I ain't nowhere

But stop what you're doin' honey, come over here

I'll prove it to you baby that I ain't no square

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me

Look out, look out

Well I been drinkin' gin like never before

I'm feelin' so good honey that's for sure

One more drink honey I wish you would

Take a whole lot of lovin' to make me feel good

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Well I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for

A ready for, a ready for

Well I'm ready for

Oh baby, you know I'm ready for you