Chemical Warfare

Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses

Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits

Been sitting there for years

I'm gonna have at it, I cut through the fence

Run right in and grab it

Go crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

Now I got my own mustard gas in my pocket

Climb on a tree on a branch and drop it

On a country club full of Saturday golfers

So I can watch them die chokin' shakin'in convulsions

Go crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

Chemical warfare, chemical warfare

Chemical warfare, warfare, warfare

Panic in the air, see the headless chickens runnin'

Golf carts head on crashin'

Crackin' heads wide open

Scratch the grass, mister, you can't breath

And roll and writhe in a sandtrap

Starting to heave

Claw those clubs, lemme see you seethe

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy

Chemical warfare, chemical warfare

Chemical warfare, warfare, warfare

Yellow air, yellow clouds

Blowin' down down down the fairway

Sensitive to the touch

Mowin' down the putting green

Heading straight for the big clubhouse

Where the stuffed country club

Effervescent ladies, so carefree, relax, pose by the pool

Limber limp with a dry martini, until