Hellfudge

You never know

When it says you gotta go

Hellfudge to them cheap motels down

In baton rouge

Hellfudge roll down the window

Of the limousine

Hellfudge, I'll pay you fifteen bucks

If you perform for me (no more)

Hellfudge, I ain't givin' you one penny more

Gotta buy another TV station for the Lord

Hellfudge can you imagine what it's like

To have to flash and pose

Hellfudge while a fat preacher

Sits and beats off in front of you

Hellfudge same one who's so obsessed

With anti-smut crusades (fancy that)

Hellfudge, oh, Lord someone let the air

Out of my tires

Hellfudge, I'm stuck-with my pants down

Red handed in sin but

With money like mine

The Lord always forgives me

When I'm dictator

You will all be under

The iron thumb of Jesus

The law of the land

Executions for witchcraft

Televised live at five

All rock and roll is pornography

That mixed coed swimming-phooey

I tell ya, it promotes problems of the flesh

Problems of the flesh, the flesh, the flesh

I can't stand it anymore my fundamentalist army's

Crackin' down full swirl

Hellfudge polyester suit nazis

Will control the world

Hellfudge if you think Khomeini

Is a step back in time

Hellfudge just wait til I decide

What you read and who dies

Hellfudge, you think we're finished

Boy, you must be queer

We get a little stronger every year

When I bilk your money, I'm moral, man

But I got a little problem

I just can't say no to that hellfudge

So take off them clothes

Slowly now, slowly and twitch your little

Flounderjust like that

Yeah, just like they do

In all the smut rags

I pretend to hate so much

Bite down real hard, smile slut

I own you, look humiliated, try to cry

I despise you so much I hate myself

Tastes almost as good

As one of them green bubblegum cigars

Yeah, hellfudge

There's a whole lotta

Shakin' goin' on in here

But don't tell my cousin, ok, yeah

Great balls o' fire, hellfudge