Ignorance Is Bliss

Wake up!

Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only King,

Bowser Koopa

I'm a turtle as you've seen

A little slow and a little green

But on the whole I'd say

Super duper

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened

'Cause if you knew just why you're here

Your fear would just be heightened

So let's just say

Ignorance is bliss

Oh, well, I hate to be a bummer

I've brought you here to bring me plumbers

You know those brothers

Oh, what's their names?

Oh yes, Mario and Luigi

Just the sound of them makes me queasy

I'd like to take that monkey wrench

I'd play my own game

Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided

I've never been fond of bookworms

But then again this one does make good Mario bait

I can't wait

Ignorance is bliss!

With my magic book

I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power

Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel

My only problem with these spells

Is that I know not what they tell

So every hex leaves me perplexed

And all I want are those plumbing fools

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever

All your words are alphabet soup

A picture tells it better

I'll say it again

Ignorance is bliss

Haven't you heard? A picture's worth a thousand words.

You call yourself a princess but you're a brainiac in a dress

I can't believe you waste time with these books

You remind me of my kid sister

She read so much she got a blister

A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a snook!

(I'd like to get my hands on...)

(Just one time with a monkey wrench...)

(I'd fix their plumbing...)

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened (You're so misguided)

'Cause if you knew just why you're here

Your fear would just be heightened

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever (Pictures say it better)

All your words are alphabet soup

A picture tells it better

For the last time -

On second thought, I think I've made my point.