The Gay Song

Hey, I'm coming out, the closet kept me in

In terms of gay, there’s so much don’t know where to begin

No, I don’t like boys they’re too much man and men

I’ll admit that I’m a girl that wants girls for the win

Sue me if I’m different or sue me if you can

Sorry that I’d pick KStew over any man

I’m Ellen when she’s younger, I’m Lindsay without Sam

I’m Rosi’s homo fanny pack, I’m Spashley’s biggest fan

I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m super duper gay

I’m gayer than a rainbow, I’m gayer than I’ll say

I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m truly very gay

You caught me, I’m a lesbian and I like it that way

Girls, I love their hair I love the way they move

Nope, not questioning I got nothing to prove

Why, force myself to forget what I love?

I’m here, I’m queer, dyke pioneer, I’m all of the above

Maybe I’m not a hipster but boy do I love cats

There’s little things us lezzies do no matter where we’re at

Like tell ourselves that maybe, straight girls must be gay

And we won’t buy denial no matter what you say

I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m super duper gay

I’m gayer than a rainbow, I’m gayer than I’ll say

I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m truly very gay

You caught me, I’m a lesbian and I like it that way

I hope by now you realize I hope I’ve made it clear

My gaydar bounces of the charts I’m lez from ear to ear

This may be too much homo but darling gay means cheer

So smile if you’re homo, hell smile if you’re queer!

I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m super duper gay

I’m gayer than a rainbow, I’m gayer than I’ll say

I’m gay I’m really gay, I’m truly very gay

You caught me, I’m a lesbian and I like it that way