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Artist: Jeremy Messersmith
Canonical path: /jeremy-messersmith/scientists
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Scientists
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Scientists
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You should have made me a drunkard
Should have made me a liar
Made me a preacher
With a head full of fire
You could have made me a gambler
Could have made me a thief
Made me salesman
Pockets full of receipts
But I chose water over wine
Jars of formaldehyde
I think of all the things I missed
Why'd you make me a scientist?
Is this the best you've got?
I'm not impressed
Anything you can do
I'll equate and project
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Jeremy Messersmith performs "Scientists", and this lyric page sits inside the Jeremy Messersmith catalog on LyroVerse.
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