Thinking Out Loud Parody

When you’re on a team with the Hulk and Thor

And we’re all up there on the movie screen

Will the people believe that I'm not quite as tough?

Will anyone even notice me?

But listen I’ve got powers too, they’re pretty sweet

I promise I can do so much more than just archery

I'm serious guys

I’ve got a collection of scarves and berets

I play trombone in a ska band

I once got to second base on my Tinder date

And my cat has got its own Instagram

I tell you now

I kick ass at Mario Kart

This year I played an extra in Paul Blart

I can open a pickle jar

I'm friggin’ Hawkeye

Maybe I'm as super as they are

So maybe I still haven’t lost my virginity

But when I bowl I always score at least 70, after six beers

Yes I know 'bout Captain America’s strength

Hulk becomes a towering man

But I got seventh place in my fantasy league

And I once butt-dialed Jean-Claude Van Damme

When I go to Chipotle I get free guac

I flirt with the cashier and she says I rock

I own water-resistant socks

I'm friggin’ Hawkeye

Maybe I'm as super as they are

Maybe I'm as super as they are

Maybe I'm as super as they are