Ag Pleez Deddy

Ag pleez Deddy won't you take us to the drive-in

All six, seven of us, eight, nine, ten

We wanna see a flick about

Tarzan an' the Ape-men

An' when the show is over you can bring us back again

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Popcorn, chewing gum, peanuts an' bubble gum

Ice cream, candy floss an' Eskimo Pie

Ag Deddy how we miss

Nigger balls an' licorice

Pepsi Cola, ginger beer

and Canada Dry

Ag Pleez Deddy won't you take us to the fun-fair

We wanna have a ride on the bumper-cars

We'll buy a stick of candy floss

And eat it on the Octopus

Then we'll take the rocket ship that goes to Mars

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Ag pleez Deddy won't you take us to the wrestling

We wanna see an ou called Sky High Lee

When he fights Willie Liebenberg

There's gonna be a murder

'Cos Willie's gonna donner that blerrie yankee

Chorus

Ag pleez Deddy won't you take us off to Durban

It's only eight hours in the Chevro-lay

There's spans of sea an' sand an' sun

And fish in the aquari-yum

That's a lekker place for a holi-day

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Ag Pleez Deddy - VOETSEK!

Ag sis Deddy if we can't kraak to bioscope

Or go off to Durban, life's a heng of a bore

If you won't take us to the zoo

Then what the heck else can we do

But go on out and moere all the oukies next door