Don't Come Over, I'm An Asshole

Don't come over, I'm not even dressed yet

Got a nine o'clock, and things to do later

I'm such an asshole, I kind of forget what we were talking about

I digress, it's more than depression

Now that's progress

No one's dead yet

And once I start to realize

The situations I fantasize won't help me

And if it's not unhealthy

Then this is where I stay

You're leaving at the break of dawn

Don't try to be civil

It's not like we ever got on

Just lie to me a little

Don't come over, I'm not even dressed yet

Had a nine-to-five, it wasn't a vibe, you'd say

I'm such an asshole, I started to chill with a few of your friends

I took statements, most of 'em hate ya

Now that's priceless

No one's righteous

And once I start to realize

The situations I fantasize won't help me

And if it's not unhealthy

Then this is where I stay

I'm walking in the dead of night

I'll sleep with the Sun up

It's not like me to compromise

Treat me like you wanna

Don't come over, I'm not even dressed yet

Yeah, I get you're bored, just gut me a little more

You're such an asshole, it's kind of insane that you'd threaten to die

Fuck the doctors, no one can stop you now

Yeah, and all along the while you're so damn selfish

Oh