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Artist: Jeremy Zucker
Canonical path: /jeremy-zucker/don-t-come-over-i-m-an-asshole
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Don't Come Over, I'm An Asshole
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Don't Come Over, I'm An Asshole
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Don't come over, I'm not even dressed yet
Got a nine o'clock, and things to do later
I'm such an asshole, I kind of forget what we were talking about
I digress, it's more than depression
Now that's progress
No one's dead yet
And once I start to realize
The situations I fantasize won't help me
And if it's not unhealthy
Then this is where I stay
You're leaving at the break of dawn
Don't try to be civil
It's not like we ever got on
Just lie to me a little
Don't come over, I'm not even dressed yet
Had a nine-to-five, it wasn't a vibe, you'd say
I'm such an asshole, I started to chill with a few of your friends
I took statements, most of 'em hate ya
Now that's priceless
No one's righteous
And once I start to realize
The situations I fantasize won't help me
And if it's not unhealthy
Then this is where I stay
I'm walking in the dead of night
I'll sleep with the Sun up
It's not like me to compromise
Treat me like you wanna
Don't come over, I'm not even dressed yet
Yeah, I get you're bored, just gut me a little more
You're such an asshole, it's kind of insane that you'd threaten to die
Fuck the doctors, no one can stop you now
Yeah, and all along the while you're so damn selfish
Oh
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