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Artist: Jerry Heil
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#Vegan
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#Vegan
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I bet your mother wouldn’t like me
She cooks paella, I don’t like meat
That’s how it began, began
Oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
I bet your father wouldn’t get it
Why am I seatin’ eatin’ carrot
That’s cause I'm vegan, vegan
Oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Shoot me, shoot me with your jokes
Detox tea at five o’clock
Baby ‘cause I'm vegan
I can’t even call you honey
Every time we’re having beef — is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me ruccola, take my money
‘Cause the grass is always greener on the other side
Vegan
Baby ‘cause I'm vegan
Uuh-uh-uh
We met on Tinder, it’s our first date
I hoped you’d be my vegan soulmate
But it went awful, awful
Oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
I'm skinny not ‘cause I don’t feel well
But you keep asking ‘bout my B12! Man!
I’ve got my tofu, tofu
Oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Boom, knock-knock
Sh-sh-shoot me, shoot me with your jokes
Detox tea at five o’clock
Baby ‘cause I'm vegan
I can’t even call you honey
Every time we’re having beef — is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me ruccola, take my money
‘Cause the grass is always greener on the other side
Vegan
Baby ‘cause I'm vegan
Uuh-uh-uh
Easy-breezy, lemon squeezy
Holy moly guacamole
Easy-breezy, lemon squeezy
Holy moly guacamole
And what about gym? What ‘bout big butts?
You wanted see my proteins so watch me going nuts
Baby ‘cause I'm vegan
I can’t even call you honey
Every time we’re having beef — is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me ruccola, take my money
‘Cause the grass is always greener on the other side
Vegan
Baby ‘cause I'm vegan
Uuh-uh-uh
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