Middle Age Crazy

Today he traded his big 98 Oldsmobile

He got a heckuva deal on a new Porsche car

And he ain't wearing his usual grey business suit

He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star

And today he's forty years old going on twenty

Don't look for the grey in his hair 'cause he ain't got any

He's got young thing beside him that just melts in his hands

He gone middle age crazy trying to prove he still can

He's got a woman he's loved for a long long time at home

But the thrill is all gone when they cut down the lights

They've got a business that they've been awhile coming by

It's been a long uphill climb but now the profits are high

And today he's forty years old going on twenty

And he hears of sordid affairs but he ain't had any

And the young thing beside him you know she understands

That he's middle age crazy trying to prove he still can