(I'm Just A) Redneck In A Rock And Roll Bar

Well, hello boogie palace, I’m sittin here alone

Listening to the music of electric saxophone

Now they ain’t no sexy dresses and they ain’t no beehive hair

Just boys who look like girls who look like boys who look like cher

I’m just a redneck in a rock and roll bar

I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar

I’m just a redneck in a rock and roll bar

I stopped in here to have a beer and ask some gal to dance

Well I been waiting patient now and I ain’t had the chance

Cause they ain’t played any waltzes, nothing like a texas swing

And with no belly rubbin’ music how in the hell can I do my thing

Well goodbye boogie palace, I’m –a getting out of here

Back to country music and back to lone star beer

Where the women look like women and they dress so you can tell

And the men are good old boys just drinkin’ beer and raisin hell