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Artist: Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical)
Canonical path: /jerry-springer-the-opera-musical/diaper-man
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Diaper Man
Read Diaper Man lyrics by Jerry Springer: the Opera (Musical) on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Diaper Man
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[JERRY (spoken)]
So, Montel, what's on your mind?
[MONTEL]
I've been seeing Andrea here,
And we're in love,
We're in love,
We're in love!
[JERRY (spoken)]
And what is it that you want to tell Andrea?
[MONTEL]
Well, Jerry...
[JERRY (spoken)]
Don't talk to me. Talk to Andrea.
[MONTEL]
Baby, I love you with all of my heart,
But there is one thing you could do for me,
Which could change my life!
Change my life!
[ANDREA]
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
[MONTEL]
Well, baby...
[ANDREA]
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
[MONTEL]
Well, baby...
[ANDREA]
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
Tell me, baby!
Tell me!
[MONTEL]
I wanna be your baby, baby.
[ANDREA]
You are my baby, baby!
[MONTEL]
What I mean is...
I wanna be your BABY.
[ANDREA]
...What?
[MONTEL]
Be your BABY.
[ANDREA]
You've gotta be kidding...
[MONTEL]
Be your baby, be your baby.
[ANDREA]
You've gotta be kidding...
[MONTEL]
Be your baby, be your baby.
[ANDREA]
Tell me this is bullshit!
[MONTEL]
Babe, I wanna be your baby, baby!
B-A-B with a Y!
B-A-B-Y!
[ANDREA]
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
Jesus Christ!
What're you saying?!
[MONTEL]
If baby gets bad, if baby gets slack,
Mama give B-A-B-Y big, big smack!
[ANDREA]
Montel, what're you saying?
[MONTEL]
Baby!
[ANDREA]
Stop it!
What the fuck is happening here?
[MONTEL]
Baby!
[ANDREA]
Stop it!
[MONTEL]
Baby!
[ANDREA]
Watch it!
Montel! Montel, what the fuck is going on here?
[MONTEL]
Mama get all angwy.
[ANDREA]
Stop it, Montel!
Stop it!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Andrea, you seem upset. What is it you want to say to Montel?
[ANDREA]
Montel...
[MONTEL]
Mama.
[ANDREA]
Stop this.
[MONTEL]
Mama.
[ANDREA]
We can...
[MONTEL]
Mama.
[ANDREA]
...work it out!
[MONTEL]
It mean a lot to me, baby.
[ANDREA]
Get some therapy!
[MONTEL]
It would help in the bed department!
[ANDREA]
...Bed department?
[MONTEL]
Yes!
[ANDREA]
Are you saying I'm bad in bed?!
[MONTEL]
No, baby!
[ANDREA]
What then?
[MONTEL]
Well...
[ANDREA]
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Are you trying to say you're gay?!
[MONTEL]
No, baby!
It's so very hard...
[ANDREA]
Put some pants on!
Be a man,
And tell me! Tell me!
[MONTEL]
Well...
[ANDREA]
What?
[MONTEL]
It's...
[ANDREA]
What?
[MONTEL]
Er...
[ANDREA AND ENSEMBLE]
What?!
[JERRY'S INNER VALKYRIE]
Please don't tell us,
We can guess!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Will you get out of my head?! I'm working here! Now get out!
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