Flirting

The boss didn't like me

Cause I refused to flirt

He paid me peanuts

And treated me like dirt

He said but we could work it out

So what do you say

I thought I bet at 5pm

This gets subtracted from my pay

But I said hey hey

Flirt with this I am a certified hardcore bitch

And I do not want approval from you

But I'll let you live and thats the only favor I'm gonna do

I sing myself to sleep

I sing myself awake

It's a woodenbelly hustle

He says shake a baby shake

And I guess I shook it too hard in a public place

Cause he was breathing down my neck

With his arm around my waist

And his slimey intentions were ozzing from his face

He said whats a pretty girl like you doing without a man

I said why don't you ask my girlfriend

She'll help you understand

And I said hey hey

Flirt with this

I am a certified hardcore bitch

And I do not want attention from you

But I'll let you live and that's the only favor I'm gonna do

Serving food to a man with a top ten list on his chest

Top ten reasons why beer is better than women

What? God

Reason number one beer always tastes fresh

I spit in his salad so that it was better dressed

Reason number two beer labels don't put up a fight

I looked at the carving knife and thought I just might

So I rang up his order and what did I say

Thank you for raping me with your shirt

And have a nice day

He said relax girly don't you like to flirt

And I said no bagels and lox for you pal

Yeah I said hey hey

Flirt with this

I am a certified hardcore bitch

And I do not care for your point of view

But I'll let you live and you'll consider yourself lucky too

So sing it with me ladies

Theres no need to be afraid

A bad attitude can really brighten up your day

Some man tries to get you to hang your head in shame

Just give him the boot

Yeah reclaim the name that brought you to fame

And say hey hey

Flirt with this

I am a certified hardcore bitch

And I do not want any shit from you

But I'll let you live and that's the only favor I'm gonna do