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Artist: Jesus In A Sidecar
Canonical path: /jesus-in-sidecar/the-bathrobe-guy
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Bathrobe Guy
Read The Bathrobe Guy lyrics by Jesus In A Sidecar on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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The Bathrobe Guy
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the bathrobe guy is the new baby now
the bathrobe guy arm wrestled a cow
way down in the park
head let out a bark
and everyones gleaming
from the toilet cleaning
i dont know why you say
i cant go outside to play
in the snow
you know
i'd much rather stay inside
i'd much rather play inside
with you
woo hoo
the bathrobe guy is the new baby now
the bathrobe guy got turned into a drow
got hit by a beam
of pure shaving cream
now that we're lubricated
i want to be sedated
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