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Artist: Jesus Lizard
Canonical path: /jesus-lizard/50
Related lyric paths: 6
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$.50
Read $.50 lyrics by Jesus Lizard on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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$.50
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I'm going to go
Smoke in the shower
I need to piss down the stairs
I'm so damned sick of this
Stupid bullshit
That I'm going to start splitting hairs
So I sat down and watched a pot boil
Then I stood up and spit in the fan
While every one of you
Dumb sons of bitches
Were eating pellets
Right out of my hand
You look like a chicken in flight
Think I'll kick Foreman's ass
On my own
I will pay your slut mother
One half of one dollar
If she'll come and sleep with the band
This year's unlikely sex symbol
Is dressed like a priest not a man.
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