$.50

I'm going to go

Smoke in the shower

I need to piss down the stairs

I'm so damned sick of this

Stupid bullshit

That I'm going to start splitting hairs

So I sat down and watched a pot boil

Then I stood up and spit in the fan

While every one of you

Dumb sons of bitches

Were eating pellets

Right out of my hand

You look like a chicken in flight

Think I'll kick Foreman's ass

On my own

I will pay your slut mother

One half of one dollar

If she'll come and sleep with the band

This year's unlikely sex symbol

Is dressed like a priest not a man.