Going Steady

I've never been very lucky with girls

But then I'd never met Sharon

Now I have, I'm in love

'Cause we've been going out for two months

I see her on Wednesday and Saturday

And on Sunday afternoon

On Wednesday, Sharon goes babysitting

For her mum's friend, Mrs Higgins

I go with her to watch tele

The kids are horrible and the house is dead smelly

But it's all worth it, 'cause when they've gone to bed

We start snogging on the sofa

Yeah, yeah, I love Sharon

Yeah, yeah, she loves me

Yeah, yeah, we love each other

And we're so happy

Then on Saturday night, we go

To the bus shelter at the end of the road

We sit in it and mess about

And then we go and buy some chips

I love Sharon and she loves me

And we are going steady

And one day when we save up

We are going to get married

Then on Sunday afternoon

We usually go to the museum

I don't look at what's in there

'Cause when I'm with Sharon

I couldn't care less

I used to think that girls didn't like me

But Sharon's a girl, and she loves me

She says I'm dead sexy and butch

And much better looking than Starsky and Hutch

And when we go out for a walk

Sometimes other girls look at me

I used to think that I was dead ugly

But now I know I'm not bad looking really

Oh, I love you Sharon

And you love me, don't you?

And when we've saved up

We're going to get married

And your mum and dad like me, I think

And my gran says you're dead nice

Yeah, oh right, yeah

Oh, I love Sharon

And Sharon loves me