Halfway To a Threeway

I used to have none

Now with you, i've got one

If i could get just one more

Then you know what you're in for

You ain't getting any sleep tonight

I hope that you girls don't fight

And i hope that you won't run away

'cause i'm halfway to a threeway

I tried again and again

To indulge in just one sin

All you have to do is lie there

While i push aside your wheelchair

And i do everything it takes

To change your mind and apply your brakes

So i know that you can't roll away

'cause i'm halfway to a threeway

Can't wipe the smile off my face

When you strut by in your leg brace

You just can't climb the stairs

And you ain't got any hair

I just can't get you to sit

You and your stupid epileptic fits

And i know that you can't run away

'cause i'm halfway to a threeway

As i lay you down on my bed

It don't matter that you're brain dead

I can get so you close to ya

Now that you're in a coma

I'll make it sweet but short

When i pull out your life support

And i know that you'll just fade away

Now i'm halfway to a threeway

And i know that you'll just fade away

Now i'm halfway to a threeway