Halloween Carols

To Counting Crow's "Long December"

And it's seven more days left in October

And it's one more week til Halloween

But it's been so long since I trick-or-treated,

I guess I should

Nah nah nah nah, yeah

To Matchbox 20's "3 AM"

She said it's cold ouside, I said it's October

And when we get to the party

We see someone else is dressed like Jenny McCarthy

And she says baby

I thought that I'd be the one and only

And she says baby

Let's have a drink and then leave,

I mean oh I'm pissed

Can't believe someone wore the same costume

To Alanis Morissette's "Thank You"

How about mini candy bars aren't they moronic?

How about cheap people that give you bags of pennies, yeah

Thank you Mike 'n' Ike

Thank you Candy Corn

Thank you, thank you, Smarties

To Marcy Playground's "Sex and Candy"

I have eggs and candy here

Shaving cream is in my hair, yeah

Shine my flashlight at people that stare in my direction

Mama this is Happy Halloween to you

Yeah mama this is Happy Halloween