Valentine's Day Songs

To Third Eye Blind's "Jumper"

It's almost the 14th of February

So try and guess

Why I'm so depressed

I wish you would send that valentine, my friend

You should see the junk mail and bills that I've been getting in

And, if I get one more thing from Ed McMahon,

I'll kill my mailman...

To Sean Mullin's "Lullabye"

She said she likes hard candy

I said 'yeah who doesn't?'

Her favorite ones are the hearts with all those words on them like

'hug me' and 'kiss me' and 'miss ya' and 'cutie pie'

And I said 'if I get those things then maybe tonight you'll be mine'

She said 'you're a complete idiot'

'Cause it's almost midnight on Valentine's Day and I haven't gotten one damn candy'

I took her hand, brushed back her hair, and I sang to her

I said 'I know a place, it's open up all night'

Valentine

Valentine

Valentine

To New Radical's "You Get What You Give"

It's 3 O'Clock in the morning

A wasted Valentine's night, right

My ex-girlfriend's getting a phone call tonight

I got tequila in me

Don't hang up,

It's your ex-boyfriend Jimmy

I am drunk,

Had six Long Island iced teas

I love you,

Won't you come back to me please?

To Madonna's "Ray Of Light"

I got myself a Whitmann's Sampler Chocolate

It comes with a diagram,

That describes every one

And it's sealed, in a heart-shaped box

And it's sealed, in a stay-fresh box

And it's sealed

Will you be my Valentine?

Will you be my Valentine?

Will you be my Valentine?