Maury

My friend hit me up on my phone and said my woman was creeping

I asked for him the proof and he said dude your woman is cheating

I said, “oh hell no! I can’t believe another man done sexed her”

I got to take that ass on maury to take a lie detector

We’re going to maury…. Maury…. The maury show

We’re going to maury…. Maury…. The maury show

We’re going to maury…. Maury…. The maury show

The lie detector determined that chick’s a ho!

Shirt off and I’m chilling – there’s no cover charge for this building

And I got to find the ready and willing people

That are ready for a little straight sex, fuck feelings

Oooh, I've said too much already, her thighs are wet and her back is sweaty

That ass is heavy and her legs are hanging

In the air but they’re coming down faster than confetti

Everybody thinks that I’m a sex addict

But when it comes down to it, I’m the best at it

Her titties are showing, her city is blowing me up

Get a cup, her kitty’s purring and her ass is fat

Oooh – who is that? The woman’s looking like she’s unapproachable

Making me lose all my focus, boo – I just want to get a little bit close to you

Hold up, my phone’s ringing; let me pick the thing up

It’s my boy saying “your girl’s running around” I said “huh? The fuck?”

Hold up baby girl, look I got to go – turns out my main woman is acting just like a ho

What are you going to do? Girl you already know I got to take that ass on the maury show

My friend hit me up on my phone and said my woman was creeping

I asked for him the proof and he said dude your woman is cheating

I said, “oh hell no! I can’t believe another man done sexed her”

I got to take that ass on maury to take a lie detector

We’re going to maury…. Maury…. The maury show

We’re going to maury…. Maury…. The maury show

We’re going to maury…. Maury…. The maury show

The lie detector determined that chick’s a ho!

Every time she wants to meet up, I catch her chilling in the bed with her feet up

And everybody else is trying to see us

Because I’m the one that got her screaming oh Jesus

Please, ha, turn the beat up – this time nobody

Else really has to hear what we’re doing over here

From nibbling on your ear to knocking

The pictures off and shaking the chandelier

But I stopped mid-stroke, looked at the ho, said, “I know you’re cheating!”

She said “cheating? Jimmy, I’m with you, we’re freaking every weekend.”

I said I ain’t trying to hear it, talk to me when you pass

In a voice that could shatter glass

Put her clothes on fast, “why you acting like an ass?”

“Look girl, I’m sorry but you’re going to have to tell it to maury.”

She said “that show’s so trashy”

I said, “exactly, your actions are in that category”

Then she started her begging, like “jimmy I’ll never ever ever do it again.”

I said “you’re damn right you’ll never

Do it again, because you’ll be on tv when the results are in.”

My friend hit me up on my phone and said my woman was creeping

I asked for him the proof and he said dude your woman is cheating

I said, “oh hell no! I can’t believe another man done sexed her”

I got to take that ass on maury to take a lie detector

We’re going to maury…. Maury…. The maury show

We’re going to maury…. Maury…. The maury show

We’re going to maury…. Maury…. The maury show

The lie detector determined that chick’s a ho!