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Artist: Jinkx Monsoon
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Cartoons And Vodka
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Cartoons And Vodka
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Baby I've been stompin' around in these heels for all the goddamn day
I got aches and annoyance from living to earn my pay
Yet some piece and quiet from you would really go a long way
So ease it down
You see I'm tired, I'm spent
I'm really feeling my age
You know life is twice as hard when you're living half on the stage
And I barely have the energy to sing you this song
So let's get some cartoons and vodka
And do 'em all night long
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh
You can call me juvenile, but I'm picky on how I spend my time
Don't you know, it takes two crates of makeup to go out lookin' this fine
I don't work these nails to the bone to hear you squabble and whine
So help me out
You better believe that I'm hot, I'm wet
And it's really not fair
Takes more than a tall cool glass of you, there honey, to bring me up for air
And I've been too blown to rest these bones for a long country mile
So let's get some cartoons and vodka
And put 'em on for a while
Oooh boy, now gimme some of that smile
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh
Oooh, drink them down, drink 'em down, oooh, drink them down
Oh, oh, drink 'em down down down down down down down, oh, oh, oooh
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down
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