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Artist: J.M.K.E.
Canonical path: /jmke/kapid
Related lyric paths: 6
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Kapid
Read Kapid lyrics by J.M.K.E. on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Kapid
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Naine tuleb koju, heidab sohvale bareti,
Võtab kilekotist välja mahlakad kotletid.
Suu jookseb vett, oo naine, oo kotlet,
ich liebe euer Fett und ich brauche euch im Bett.
Suu kohtub naise suuga,
tunned hingeõhku kuuma,
naine paneb paja tulele.
Silmanurgast piilud naise punnis tuharaid,
kartulid keevad ja sa lõigud sibulaid.
Silm jookseb vett, pisar suhu niriseb,
ding däng dong uksekell tiriseb.
Silm kohtub uksesilmaga,
kaht kappi näed ukse taga,
sa avad ukse, viisakalt neid tervitad.
Ja rõõmsa naeratusega
sa hindad kappe pilguga
ja näed, et nad on päris jämedad.
%% Oo kapid ohoo kapid oo ärge lööge mind!
Kapid teatavad, et neil on ülesanne
teostada üleliigse koli ärakanne.
Nina jookseb vett, sa haarad tatilapi,
su mõtlematut liigutust ennetavad kapid.
Nina kohtub saapaninaga,
jääd verisena lamama
ja punane on udu silme ees.
Sa taipad hämmastusega,
et püsti tõusta ei jaksa,
sa oled nüüd horisontaalne mees.
%% Oo kapid ohoo kapid oo ärge pekske mind!
Kõrvaltoast kostab naise röökimist,
kahekesi kapid võtavad teda vist.
Kõrv jookseb vett, selget sitavett,
köögis pannil piiksatab söestunud kotlet.
(Kui oleks sinu teha see, sa lintsiks kapid ära,
kuid see pole sinu teha nagu näha.
Kui oleks sinu teha see, sa tapaks kapid maha,
kuid see pole sinu teha, see pole sinu teha.)
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